El Ten Eleven - great intrumental rock

John McCain called his wife what?

Oh my. Sounds like that's a healthy marriage.

"I'm Voting Republican"

Because sometimes the constitution is just one big headache.



Because everyone gets what they deserve.

imvotingrepublican.com

Veto your beer? No way, really?

If I hadn't decided before, this would surely cinch it. I'm voting for the guy who won't take away my precious beer, Obama.

The Internet Party

This was really well thought out. I love how clueless Wikipedia is.